Listen, I need to tell you something that’s going to sound absolutely insane at first – but stick with me, because once you see it, you can’t unsee it.

There’s a type of man walking among us. He looks normal. He seems charming at first. He might even make you laugh on that first date. But he’s operating from a completely different instruction manual than the rest of humanity.

His name is Myers. And he takes dating advice literally.

I’m talking about the kind of literal interpretation that would make a GPS system file a restraining order. The kind of systematic approach to human connection that turns romance into a spreadsheet and intimacy into a strategic military operation.

Sound familiar? If you’ve ever felt like someone was following a script in their interactions with you… if you’ve ever wondered why a seemingly normal guy suddenly started acting like he was auditioning for a psychological thriller… if you’ve ever had that creeping feeling that you were being evaluated rather than appreciated…

You might have encountered Myers.

Here’s What Nobody Tells You About Modern Dating

The internet is full of “dating advice” that’s actually manipulation training disguised as self-improvement. Normal guys with normal insecurities are being systematically transformed into emotional predators who think they’re just following expert guidance.

“The dating coach said to “create mystery” and “don’t be too available.” So when she invited me to dinner, I showed up three hours late without telling her, then spent the evening going through her medicine cabinet to ‘demonstrate confidence.'” – Myers

That’s not a joke. That’s a real example from a real guy who genuinely thought he was implementing winning strategy.

And here’s the terrifying part: Myers isn’t evil. He’s just following the manual.

But here’s the thing about good intentions mixed with terrible information – the results are still terrible. A guy who’s been taught that women are puzzle boxes to be solved rather than human beings to be respected is dangerous, regardless of his motivation.

You Already Know Something Is Wrong

Deep down, you’ve felt it. That nagging voice in your head during those early conversations. The way certain interactions felt… off. Like someone was performing humanity rather than actually being human.

Your instincts were right.

That guy who seemed perfect on paper but something felt calculated? That’s Myers optimization.

That conversation that felt more like an interview than getting to know each other? That’s Myers implementing qualification strategies.

That relationship that felt like you were constantly being tested? That’s Myers deploying the Four Pillars: Mystery Creation, Frame Maintenance, Loyalty Testing, and Alpha Behavior.

You weren’t imagining it. You weren’t being paranoid. You were detecting a systematic approach to manipulation.

The Cost of Not Knowing

Right now, while you’re reading this, Myers is out there. He’s on dating apps with optimized profiles. He’s in coffee shops practicing conversation techniques. He’s studying your social media to implement “strategic pursuit patterns.”

And if you can’t identify him quickly, you’re going to waste months of your life wondering why someone who seemed so promising turned into someone who makes you question your own sanity.

The women who’ve survived Myers all say the same thing:
“I wish I’d known what to look for from the beginning.”

What If You Could Spot Myers Before It’s Too Late?

Imagine walking into any social situation with Myers radar. Picture yourself recognizing the over-optimization, the strategic questioning, the systematic approach to winning your affection – all before you’ve invested any real time or emotional energy.

What if you had a detailed manual that explained not just how to identify Myers, but how to protect yourself from his strategies, how to exit safely if you’re already involved, and how to rebuild your trust in dating after a Myers encounter?

That manual exists. And it’s called The Myers Survival Guide.

This Isn’t Just Another Dating Book

The Myers Survival Guide is the first book to identify, classify, and provide protection strategies for the specific phenomenon of men who take toxic dating advice literally. It’s part educational psychology, part comedy, part survival manual.

Written by Machete (that’s me – think observational comedian meets concerned big brother) with interruptions from Myers himself (who demonstrates the problem by trying to be helpful), this guide gives you everything you need to navigate the modern dating landscape safely.

Inside, you’ll discover:

✓ The Complete Myers Classification System – From Level 1 (annoying but harmless) to Level 4 (requires professional intervention)

✓ The Red Pill Assembly Line – How the internet systematically converts normal guys into emotional predators

✓ Early Warning Systems – Spot Myers during first contact, before you’re invested

✓ The Myers Dating Playbook – Understand exactly what he’s trying to do and why

✓ Safe Exit Strategies – How to escape Myers without triggering his systematic pursuit programming

✓ Recovery Protocols – Healing from systematic manipulation and rebuilding trust

✓ The Myers Self-Assessment – For the guys reading this who are wondering if they might be the problem

✓ Detox Strategies – How to recover from red pill programming and toxic online culture

✓ Learning Machete – What healthy masculinity actually looks like in practice

Why This Matters More Than You Think

This isn’t just about bad dates or awkward conversations. Myers represents a systematic problem in how our culture teaches men to interact with women. Understanding Myers means understanding how toxic masculinity spreads, how normal guys get radicalized, and how we can all work together to fix it.

For women: This book gives you the tools to protect yourself and the knowledge to help the men in your life avoid becoming Myers.

For men: This book shows you what authentic attraction looks like versus systematic manipulation, and provides a roadmap back to healthy masculinity if you’ve been led astray.

For everyone: This book explains why modern dating feels so difficult and what we can do about it.

What People Are Saying

“I wish I’d had this book five years ago. It would have saved me from the worst relationship of my life.” – Sarah M.

“Finally, someone explains what’s actually happening out there. This should be required reading for anyone dating in 2025.” – James T.

“Somehow manages to be hilarious and deeply important at the same time. I couldn’t put it down.” – Maria L.

But Here’s the Thing…

Every day you spend without this knowledge is another day you’re vulnerable to Myers manipulation. Another potential encounter where you’ll waste time wondering if your instincts are right. Another opportunity for Myers to convince you that his systematic approach to relationships is normal.

The longer you wait, the more sophisticated Myers becomes. The manosphere is constantly evolving, developing new techniques, new scripts, new ways to seem normal while implementing predatory strategies.

Don’t let another month go by wondering why dating feels so strange these days. Don’t spend another evening questioning whether that guy’s behavior is normal or calculated.

Get the knowledge you need to navigate this landscape safely.

Your Choice Is Simple

You can continue navigating modern dating without understanding the systematic manipulation happening around you…

Or you can arm yourself with the knowledge to spot Myers, protect yourself from his strategies, and help create a dating culture where authentic connection wins over systematic manipulation.

The Myers Survival Guide is available now for just $24.97.

That’s less than the cost of one bad Myers date (trust me, the therapy bills alone make this book a bargain).

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Still Not Sure?

Look, I get it. Another dating book? Really? But here’s the thing – this isn’t like anything else out there. This is the first book to identify and address this specific, growing problem in modern dating culture.

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P.S. Remember: Myers is studying you right now. He’s optimizing his approach, perfecting his scripts, learning from his failures. Shouldn’t you be studying him too?

“Wait, Machete, are you saying I shouldn’t read this book? Because the sales copy is giving away all our strategies…”

See what I mean? Get the book. Protect yourself. Help us fix this mess.

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