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HORROR-BULL ADVICE LEGAL DISCLAIMERS & TERMS OF SERVICE

ENTERTAINMENT & EDUCATIONAL PURPOSE

Horror-Bull Advice is a comedy and educational platform that uses parody and satirical commentary to critique toxic dating culture. Our content is intended for:

 

  • Entertainment purposes
  • Educational commentary on relationship dynamics
  • Satirical criticism of harmful dating advice
  • Promoting healthy masculinity and relationship skills

CHARACTER DISCLAIMERS

Our characters “Myers” and “Machete” are ORIGINAL FICTIONAL CREATIONS designed for educational comedy. Any resemblance to existing copyrighted characters is purely coincidental and falls under fair use for purposes of parody, criticism, and education.

CHARACTER DIFFERENTIATION:

  • Our “Myers”: Talkative, bumbling dating advice misinterpreter (NOT the silent horror movie character)
  • Our “Machete”: Relationship educator and voice of reason (NOT the action movie character)
  • Both characters serve educational purposes promoting healthy relationships

FAIR USE & PARODY PROTECTION

This platform operates under Fair Use provisions (17 U.S.C. § 107) for:

 

  • Criticism and Commentary: We critique and analyze dating advice content
  • Educational Purpose: Teaching healthy relationship dynamics
  • Transformative Use: Converting toxic advice into educational comedy
  • Parody Protection: Satirical commentary on dating culture

NOT PROFESSIONAL ADVICE

Horror-Bull Advice content is NOT:

 

  • Professional relationship counseling
  • Licensed therapeutic advice
  • Medical or psychological treatment
  • Legal guidance
  • Substitute for professional help

USER RESPONSIBILITY

By consuming our content, you acknowledge:

 

  • You are responsible for your own actions and decisions
  • You will not use our content to justify harmful behavior
  • You understand the difference between comedy and real-life application
  • You will seek professional help for serious relationship issues
  • You will respect others’ boundaries and consent in all interactions

CONTENT SOURCE DISCLAIMERS

When reviewing external dating advice:

 

  • We do not endorse the original toxic content
  • Our critiques fall under fair use for educational commentary
  • Source creators are credited for transparency
  • We transform harmful advice into educational content

PRIVACY & DATA PROTECTION

We are committed to protecting user privacy:

 

  • Minimal data collection practices
  • Secure handling of any personal information
  • Compliance with applicable privacy laws (GDPR, CCPA)
  • Users may request data deletion at any time

LIMITATION OF LIABILITY

Horror-Bull Advice, its creators, and affiliated platforms are not liable for:

 

  • User actions taken based on content consumption
  • Misinterpretation or misuse of educational material
  • Relationship outcomes or dating decisions
  • Any damages arising from platform use

INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY

Our original content is protected by copyright:

 

  • Episode scripts, character dialogue, and educational materials
  • Users may share content with proper attribution
  • Commercial use requires written permission
  • Respect for our creative work is appreciated

COMMUNITY GUIDELINES

Platform users must:

 

  • Treat all community members with respect
  • Not promote harmful or illegal dating tactics
  • Report concerning behavior or content
  • Support healthy masculinity and relationship dynamics
  • Refrain from harassment or threatening behavior

CRISIS INTERVENTION

If you or someone you know is experiencing:

 

  • Thoughts of self-harm or suicide
  • Domestic violence or abuse
  • Severe mental health crisis
  • Immediate danger

 

PLEASE SEEK PROFESSIONAL HELP IMMEDIATELY:

 

  • National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 988
  • National Domestic Violence Hotline: 1-800-799-7233
  • Emergency Services: 911

PROFESSIONAL RESOURCES

For healthy relationship development:

 

  • Licensed therapists and counselors
  • Relationship education courses
  • Domestic violence support services
  • Mental health professionals
  • Certified dating coaches (ethical practitioners)

CHANGES TO TERMS

We reserve the right to update these terms:

 

  • Changes will be posted on this page
  • Continued use constitutes acceptance
  • Major changes will be communicated to users
  • Users may discontinue use if they disagree with changes

CONTACT INFORMATION

For legal inquiries, concerns, or professional partnerships: Email: legal@horrorbulladvice.com Response time: 5-7 business days for legal matters

GOVERNING LAW

These terms are governed by [YOUR STATE] law and federal copyright statutes. Any disputes will be resolved through binding arbitration.



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Horror-Bull Advice is committed to promoting healthy relationships while protecting our users, creators, and intellectual property rights. This disclaimer ensures we can continue providing valuable educational content while maintaining appropriate legal protections.